When all else fails, spend money!
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When all else fails, read the manual.
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When all else fails, read the directions.
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What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
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What are you looking down here for? Read the message.
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We're all sitting in the same boat: I fish, you row.
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We have no solution, but we sure admire the problem.
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Veni, vedi, VCR: I came, I saw, I dubbed.
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To our sweethearts and wives. May they never meet!
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To get a loan you must prove you don't need it.
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