Want to confuse people? Quote from the wrong message!
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Unzip, expand, explode... What pervert came up with this?
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Unsolicited advice answers unasked questions
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Unfortunately, Wife 1.0 is not upgradable
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Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.
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Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again!
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Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
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Today is cancelled due to lack of interest!
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Today is a good day to bribe a high--ranking official.
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Today is a good day for you to jump in a lake.
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