Success is just a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
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Stop talking! I'm out of aspirin!
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Stipulation #1: There will be no stipulations
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Still sliding down the razor blade of life
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Some days you're the windshield, some days the bug.
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Solve the problems of the world: Vote anarchist.
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Sigmund's wife wore Freudian slips.
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Should we tell the children when we move?
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Shock me, say something intelligent!
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Sharks don't eat lawyers. Professional courtesy.
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