Egysoros hülyeségek – Újak

I'd love to, but the President said he might drop in.
159 20 0 – – Mon Mar 30 21:50:16 GMT 2020
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I'd love to, but my uncle escaped again.
200 15 0 – – Mon Mar 30 21:50:16 GMT 2020
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I'd love to, but my patent is pending.
154 19 0 – – Mon Mar 30 21:50:16 GMT 2020
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I'd love to, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
187 15 0 – – Mon Mar 30 21:50:15 GMT 2020
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I was talking during sex and my girlfriend hung up.
42 36 0 – – Mon Mar 30 21:50:15 GMT 2020
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I was on a roll, till I slipped on the butter.
88 15 0 – – Mon Mar 30 21:50:15 GMT 2020
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I tńld yoń, "Neverńtouch ńhe flopńy disk sńrface!"
119 26 0 – – Mon Mar 30 21:50:15 GMT 2020
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I tried to drown my sorrows, but they can swim.
284 18 0 – – Mon Mar 30 21:50:14 GMT 2020
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I thought I was a wit, and I was half right.
90 40 0 – – Mon Mar 30 21:50:14 GMT 2020
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I think my learning curve has turned into a circle.
181 29 0 – – Mon Mar 30 21:50:14 GMT 2020
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