I'd love to, but the President said he might drop in.
159
20
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Mon Mar 30 21:50:16 GMT 2020
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I'd love to, but my uncle escaped again.
200
15
0
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Mon Mar 30 21:50:16 GMT 2020
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I'd love to, but my patent is pending.
154
19
0
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Mon Mar 30 21:50:16 GMT 2020
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I'd love to, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
187
15
0
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Mon Mar 30 21:50:15 GMT 2020
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I was talking during sex and my girlfriend hung up.
42
36
0
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Mon Mar 30 21:50:15 GMT 2020
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I was on a roll, till I slipped on the butter.
88
15
0
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Mon Mar 30 21:50:15 GMT 2020
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I tńld yoń, "Neverńtouch ńhe flopńy disk sńrface!"
119
26
0
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Mon Mar 30 21:50:15 GMT 2020
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I tried to drown my sorrows, but they can swim.
284
18
0
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Mon Mar 30 21:50:14 GMT 2020
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I thought I was a wit, and I was half right.
90
40
0
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Mon Mar 30 21:50:14 GMT 2020
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I think my learning curve has turned into a circle.
181
29
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Mon Mar 30 21:50:14 GMT 2020
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