I have but three enemies: fear, anger, ignorance.
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Mon Mar 30 21:50:12 GMT 2020
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I have a firm grip on reality. Now I can strangle it.
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16
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Mon Mar 30 21:50:11 GMT 2020
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I have a dirty mind, I mud wrestle with my conscience.
239
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Mon Mar 30 21:50:11 GMT 2020
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I gave up on my wife, and married my computer.
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Mon Mar 30 21:50:11 GMT 2020
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I don't own any slaves. My wife has one, though.
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Mon Mar 30 21:50:11 GMT 2020
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I don't have all the answers, just those that count.
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Mon Mar 30 21:50:10 GMT 2020
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I can't be overdrawn, I still have checks left!
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16
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Mon Mar 30 21:50:10 GMT 2020
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I can SPELL, I just can't TYPE worth a hoot !
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Mon Mar 30 21:50:10 GMT 2020
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I can keep a secret. It's the people I tell that can't
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Mon Mar 30 21:50:09 GMT 2020
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I came, I saw, I confused.
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Mon Mar 30 21:50:08 GMT 2020
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