All women are automatically born with a shopping disorder
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ALL bikini clad women, proceed to move to California.
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Mon Mar 30 21:49:45 GMT 2020
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AGGHHhhh, 4 AM Already!
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Mon Mar 30 21:49:45 GMT 2020
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Age and treachery can always overcome youth and skill.
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Mon Mar 30 21:49:45 GMT 2020
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Adam ate the apple, and our teeth still ache.
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Mon Mar 30 21:49:44 GMT 2020
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A wife lasts as long as a marriage, an ex-wife for ever.
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
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A Smith & Wesson beats four aces every time.
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Mon Mar 30 21:49:42 GMT 2020
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A short cut is the longest distance between two points.
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Mon Mar 30 21:49:42 GMT 2020
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A perfect woman is one that is inflated to 40psi.
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