Please affix a 29-cent stamp on your next message.
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Plastic explosives will be appropriate later in the week.
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Plagiarism is the sincerest form of flattery.
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Philosophy: unintelligible answers to insoluble problems
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Mon Mar 30 21:50:39 GMT 2020
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Of course I have backup tapes! Do you want last years?
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
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Of all the people I've met, you're certainly one of 'em.
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Objects under T-Shirt are larger than they appear.
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No Credit, Bad Credit? No Problem. No Money? Problem.
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Next time you wave, use ALL of your fingers!!
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