New religion? I haven't used up the old one, yet!
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Never trust a person who says, "Trust Me"....
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Never insult 7 men when all you're packing is a 6-shooter
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Never hit a man with glasses. Use your fist!
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Network management is like trying to herd cats...
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My wife loves ME--it's the computer she hates!
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Mon Mar 30 21:50:37 GMT 2020
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My boss is tempermental. 50% temper and 50% mental.
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My Body's here, but my Mind's on vacation.
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Multitasking = screwing up several things at once.
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Money talks - mine says "Goodbye"
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