Money is like a promise, easier made then kept.
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Mistress: something between a mister and a matteress
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Misfortune: The kind of fortune that never misses.
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Minds, like parachutes, work best when open.
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Microwave Hint#3: Make a hole in the turtle's shell first
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Memories of you remind me of you.
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Me, indecisive? I don't think I am, do you?
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Maybe they'll send you a free upgrade...NOT!
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May your screen live long and phosphor.
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Mail your ideas written on the back of a $20 bill to...
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