It wasn't my fault your wife wandered into my house!
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Mon Mar 30 21:50:29 GMT 2020
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It was so cold, I almost got married.
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Mon Mar 30 21:50:29 GMT 2020
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It said "Insert disk #3", but only 2 will fit!
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Mon Mar 30 21:50:28 GMT 2020
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Invest in negotiable blondes...
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Mon Mar 30 21:50:28 GMT 2020
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Insomnia isn't anything to lose sleep over.
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Mon Mar 30 21:50:28 GMT 2020
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Insanity is just a state of mind.
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Mon Mar 30 21:50:26 GMT 2020
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Include this in your CONFIG.SYS File: BUGS=OFF
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Mon Mar 30 21:50:25 GMT 2020
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In zen skiing, you learn to become one with the snow.
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Mon Mar 30 21:50:25 GMT 2020
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In an empty head, you can hear forever....
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Mon Mar 30 21:50:25 GMT 2020
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In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a pole.
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Mon Mar 30 21:50:25 GMT 2020
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