If you want the last word with a woman, apologize.
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if you want someone to keep a secret, keep it yourself.
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Mon Mar 30 21:50:24 GMT 2020
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If you want her to show emotion, cut up her credit cards.
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If you really want to know, you won't ask me.
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If you have nothing to say, please only say it once!
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Mon Mar 30 21:50:23 GMT 2020
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If you can't make it good, make it expensive.
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If you can't laugh at yourself ... I'll do it for you.
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Mon Mar 30 21:50:22 GMT 2020
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If Version 1.0 works someone goofed...
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Mon Mar 30 21:50:22 GMT 2020
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If things improve with age, I'm nearly MAGNIFICENT!
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If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
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